It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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