He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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