You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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