How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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