so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i now understand why vodka
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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