wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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