i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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