Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
false alarm, still single
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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