it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
