We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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