I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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