How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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