Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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