All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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