I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
