Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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