Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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