i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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