I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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