STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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