When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize