She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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