I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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