So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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