Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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