just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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