Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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