I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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