think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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