I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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