Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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