Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Shame is for Republicans.
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