out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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