Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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