we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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