waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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