that's an acceptable place to lick
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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