Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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