Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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