i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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