thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
