Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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