I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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