ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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