that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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