Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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