im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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