Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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