"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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