Why are handjobs necessary in class?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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