i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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