is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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