Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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