I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
wow bdsm is so cute
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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